This CL Ad is Amazing

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 01/13/2016 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

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“I’ve already won the Nigerian lottery five times in a row due to me being the official heir to the throne. Please don’t bother, as I do have unlimited time to waste and if your intentions are to scam me, I will devote a good bit of my time and energy signing you up for transsexual goat porn.

I do not wish to have your mother’s twice used ps2, subwoofers and/or NBA Jam 2k2. I already own them and they are awful. I do wish to trade for currency of the American variety.”

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Urambo Tauro > jkm7680 01/13/2016 at 20:54

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roller knockers

Roll her what?

Takuro Spirit > jkm7680 01/13/2016 at 20:55

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It was funny till I saw how shit the car is. Love the Neon SRT4 boost gauge tho.

jkm7680 > Takuro Spirit 01/13/2016 at 20:57

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Haha, the PO before this guy seemed a bit dumb.

Like the fenders appear to have been rolled by Helen Keller...

Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680 01/13/2016 at 20:58

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If you take the cat off, is the car legal?

jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan 01/13/2016 at 20:59

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In states without emissions I guess.

Needmoargarage > Steve in Manhattan 01/13/2016 at 21:13

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Nope. Federal law forbids removal of cats...but in states without emissions nobody is there to check it.

Tohru > jkm7680 01/13/2016 at 21:22

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I assume that the transsexual goat porn websites are run by Isis?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Needmoargarage 01/13/2016 at 21:24

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It kind of depends actually. In Alabama where I grew up, if your truck was obnoxiously loud, they’d pull you over for it and check for cats. They’d fine the shit out of you if they weren’t there.

jkm7680 > Tohru 01/13/2016 at 21:25

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Most likely.

Steve in Manhattan > Needmoargarage 01/13/2016 at 22:15

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Grew up in MD - there is emissions testing.

Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680 01/13/2016 at 22:15

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MD has emissions - I lived there for a while.

Rykros the Disdainful - Supposed Petulant Capitulant Junkie > jkm7680 01/16/2016 at 23:56

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Ouch. That poor thing has been twice-abused.